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More Markiplier collaging! :D

More Markiplier collaging! :D

These are named after MONSTERS are you KIDDING ME if I don't get at least one of these I'm going to be very disappointed

Vampire: Someone offers you a chance at immortality. Do you take it, and why or why not?

Werewolf: If you had to spend your life with just one person, who would it be?

Witch: If you could change one thing about the world, what would it be?

Ghost: Do you have any regrets?

Frankenstein: Is someone telling you how to live your life, or are you an independent person?

Mummy: If you were to fall into an eternal sleep, do you think anyone would miss you?

Zombie: Do you miss anyone right now?

Faerie: If you could get away with anything, what would you do?

Nymph: What are you like when you’re by yourself?

Mermaid: How far would you go to keep the one you love?

Shapeshifter: What would you change about yourself?

Banshee: If you knew one of your loved ones/best friends had only one day left to live, how would you spend that last day with them?

Siren: If you could make anyone do anything, what would you make them do?

Genie: If you had one wish that would come true and couldn’t be reversed, what would you ask for?

Fury: What is a word/phrase that you dread to hear?

Incubus: What would someone have to do to get in your pants?

Succubus: What’s one thing you can’t live without?

Toddler: A...a...

Mother: Apple?

Toddler: According to all known laws

of aviation,

there is no way a bee

should be able to fly.

Its wings are too small to get

its fat little body off the ground.

The bee, of course, flies anyway

because bees don't care

what humans think is impossible.

Yellow, black. Yellow, black.

Yellow, black. Yellow, black.

Ooh, black and yellow!

Let's shake it up a little.

femifeisty:

DESTROY THE MYTH THAT TEENAGE GIRLS WHO IDENTIFY AS BISEXUAL ARE DOING IT FOR ATTENTION

(via theunknown159)

lambylin:

*blacklists a user*

*shows up on my recommendations*

*shows up on my recommended dash*

*shows up at my birthday party*

(via mirafeniix)

putins-boyfriend:

happy-avocado:

aye-lemme-whisper-in-yo-ear:

kushdrinker:

have u ever tried to look cool in front of ur friends and u image

i have been laughing at this for 10 minutes straight. 

both his pants and underwear came off how did he even manage

(͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)

(via thelacey321)

tatsmato-anon:

dratraichuturnright:

thatsqualitystuff:

jonisspiffy:

THE SLASH BRINGING
SASH WRINGING
TRASH SINGING
MASH FLINGING
FLASH STRINGING RINGING
CRASH DINGING

THE HASH SLINGING SLASHER

i’m re-blogging this…
at night.

tatsmato-anon:

dratraichuturnright:

thatsqualitystuff:

jonisspiffy:

THE SLASH BRINGING

SASH WRINGING

TRASH SINGING

MASH FLINGING

FLASH STRINGING RINGING

CRASH DINGING

THE HASH SLINGING SLASHER

i’m re-blogging this…

at night.

image

(Source: josiephone, via thelacey321)

School: We don't allow bullying if you bully we will fuck you up

Student: I got bullied.

School: The fuck do you want us to do about it?

madwomanwithdolls: -says hi and introduces self while in rainbow dash cosplay-

mark: oh, a pony!

me: -emerges from behind her in heinoustuck!aradia cosplay-

mark: oH

-during selfies-

mark: your horn is in my nose

me: IM APOLOGIZING

loveofyoutube:

teaseitgav:


I went

to public school.

omfg

image

i lost it after attempt 510 omfg

JESUS CHRIST I CANT BREATHE

SWISS FUCKING CHEESE GOD DAMMIT

MOTHERFUCKING TRIPLE SPIKES

NEVER NOT REBLOG

I CANT EVEN PLAY IT RIGHT SIDE UP

HIGH EDUCATION.

micool boi

PLEASE WATCH THIS

(Source: kidxforever, via mirafeniix)

markiplier:

For those in San Diego who don’t have a Comic Con Badge you can STILL SEE ME!! I’ll be in Petco Park tomorrow morning 9:30am to whenever they kick me out!! BE THERE!!

Here: a screaming chip. Everyone enjoy.

Here: a screaming chip. Everyone enjoy.

y-u-so-gian:

theanti90smovement:

right now a baby is being born

right now someone just clogged a public toilet and is running out of the bathroom as fast as they can

life goes on

Hopefully this is not the same person

(via insidemyschizophrenichead)

catherinecasper:

catherinecasper:

I love Tumblr.

(via joannabananaus)